Choices......we made everyday....

A dog........ or
children.........

Whom to give..... Man.... Dog..... Cat?

To eat or not to eat?

How was your DAY?

Anything and everything can go wrong will go wrong......first had trouble getting out of bed.

Then had a stiff neck ......f%&#@*&^....

A very bad hair-day, washed hair and couldn't do a thing with it.

Promosing new diet really doesn't seem to be working out at all, look.......

OK, let's exercise! What a wonderful idea. Pulled a muscle when tried to exercise.

Got chewed out by the boss at work!

Got caught in the rain at lunchtime.

Then the lunch didn't seem to agree with the stomach.

Feel trapped.

Uninvited guests showed up at dinnertime!!!!

On top of that coming down with the flu .....

And finally, alone in the house at night when hear a noise in the basement.

Let's hope TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER!!

Handle every stressful situation like a dog . If you can't eat it or play with it, Just pee on it and walk away.

Good Laugh in the MID-Week

While filing my old e mails, can’t help laughing out loud when reading this mail, from Karen A. Well, everybody, let's have a good laugh.

Why do women have two Hands?

Why do men have two Hands?

THis will make you smile!

How was your cereal this morning?

How to handle a problem neighbour.

The Ass Family.

Boy Genius.

Good reason to wear pyjamas to bed!

Tatoo of the Year.

Latest Grill Accessories - These are a must have!

Male or Female?

Male or Female? You might not have known this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... Because to get them to go anywhere...you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft.....squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male... Because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because...over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male... Because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male.but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it.and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying.....

New Law: With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded parking lots...especially during evening hours...the Edinburgh City Council has established a 'Women Only' parking lot at the Tesco shopping center. Even the parking attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons. Above is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Edinburgh !

Thanks Karen A.